Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Trina Michaels Gets Gooey


Trina Michaels finally made it over to our studio to get a real ass whoopin'. I was beginning to wonder what was taking her so long because usually it's only a matter of time before every wannabe star with half a name ends up on our casting couch. She was a good princess because she knew her place. She took slaps like a battered wife in need of a new pair of shoes. She took insults like the fat kid in gym class. She was the pinnacle of fail. The man rods made her spew up all kinds of goop. They made her once tight booty look like a black hole.

She was definitely down for the count in the roughest scene she ever did. Then, as usual, we all dumped some spoodge on her face. She sat there covered in goo pondering why she chose to be in this business instead of flipping fish sticks at Long John Silver's.

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